Top Ten things not to say to a cop when you get pulled over

10. Forgive me officer, for I have sinned.
9. Do you take Diner's Club?
8. I'm addicted to speed.
7. 75, and that's my final answer.
6. Can we hurry this up? I have to get home to watch "Lost"
5. My lawyer will make you cry.
4. It's all relative.
3. Is it that time of the month?
2. Sorry, but I momentarily forgot the rule of law.
1. Is gratuity included? (ben actually said this)

~jeff